Use The Farce Luke

Oh how I love it when a completely stupid thing runs into another stupid thing thus fracturing the stupidity fault line and exploding into a fountain of gory stupidity for all to see.

A Jedi believer won an apology from a Jobcentre which threw him out for refusing to remove his hood.

I'd like to buy Chris 'Jedi' Jarvis a beer. We could then wander into the beer garden (as I like to smoke) and laugh ourselves silly that in NuLabours Britain, some twat who thinks he's a Jedi will get a written apology off some Government twat who has had a common-sense bypass and failed to 'respect' his belief.

I laugh at this story because crying is for girls (apologies to Harriet 'Sieg Heil' Harman and her Equality Stormtroopers for that blatant sexism)