Fish & Chips have played somewhat of a big part in my life. As a child holidaying on the South coast my Grandfather would stop off at the fish shop on his way home from a day ironically spent trying to catch fish and buy us giant portions. I would sit in awe as I listened to his tales of Shark wrestling and fighting the Germans in the War as I tucked into my Cod & Chips.
Therefore they must be stopped by NuLabour in it's bid to erase all fun, enjoyment and traditions from the United Kingdom. The Government has them in their sights and as we all know (well the smokers among us anyways) they will be pursued without mercy and consigned to the bin of history.