Thursday, 25 March 2010

Good Drills Charlie

Prince Charles has just visited the troops on the front line in Afghanistan. Whilst there he managed to pose for an ally picture alongside a Tom and a Jimpy whilst wearing body-armour, dezzy combats and a battle-bowler.


Ally As Fuck

Compare this to Dear Leader. Gut hanging out - shiny cufflinks and looking every inch the complete fucking mong we all know him to be. What a tragedy someone didn't put a 7.62 into his good eye - the twat...


Useless As Fuck

Army Slang translated here :

Ally - Rather fetching old boy
Tom - British Soldier
Jimpy - General Purpose Machine Gun
Battle-Bowler - Helmet
7.62 - Big fucking bullet


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3 comments:

  1. GreatScot25 March 2010 at 10:14

    The next time GB goes to Afghanistan can I suggest we kit him out in a Hi-Vis jacket and cycling helmet? We could even paint a nice target over his heart if we knew where it was.

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  2. Mrs Rigby25 March 2010 at 17:07

    Ah, you beat me to it!

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  3. Corrugated Soundbite25 March 2010 at 18:04

    CSR

    I've got a couple of slots for frequent guest posts at my place. Fancy cross posting military issues over at mine? You seem to be quicker to them than I am. Email me if you're interested: corrugatedsoundbite@googlemail.com.

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