Thursday 25 March 2010

Good Drills Charlie

Prince Charles has just visited the troops on the front line in Afghanistan. Whilst there he managed to pose for an ally picture alongside a Tom and a Jimpy whilst wearing body-armour, dezzy combats and a battle-bowler.


Ally As Fuck

Compare this to Dear Leader. Gut hanging out - shiny cufflinks and looking every inch the complete fucking mong we all know him to be. What a tragedy someone didn't put a 7.62 into his good eye - the twat...


Useless As Fuck

Army Slang translated here :

Ally - Rather fetching old boy
Tom - British Soldier
Jimpy - General Purpose Machine Gun
Battle-Bowler - Helmet
7.62 - Big fucking bullet


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3 comments:

  1. GreatScot25 March 2010 at 10:14

    The next time GB goes to Afghanistan can I suggest we kit him out in a Hi-Vis jacket and cycling helmet? We could even paint a nice target over his heart if we knew where it was.

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  2. Mrs Rigby25 March 2010 at 17:07

    Ah, you beat me to it!

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  3. Corrugated Soundbite25 March 2010 at 18:04

    CSR

    I've got a couple of slots for frequent guest posts at my place. Fancy cross posting military issues over at mine? You seem to be quicker to them than I am. Email me if you're interested: corrugatedsoundbite@googlemail.com.

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