Chinese Whispers

A General visits his Troops in Afghanistan and on arriving screams out

'Air Raid Warning RED!' to test his mens skill.

He is shocked and annoyed as he looks through his binoculars and sees troops in the distance jumping up and down and hugging each other instead of taking cover.

He drives over and demands to know 'What the hell is going on here'

A smiling soldier looks up at him and says 'Haven't you heard sir, Blair and Brown are dead'

On hearing the false stories Brown had croaked British

Troops were distraught and heart-broken...