Tuesday, 2 March 2010

NuLabour Reveal Economy Package

Gordon Brown informed a packed press conference that NuLabour intended to sell their assets on the old Kent road and buy some hotels that they would erect in Mayfair.

The Prime Minister also announced all Cabinet Members and Labour Peers would be receiving 'Get Out Of Jail Free' cards, but they would not be available to Pub Landlords who happen to smoke and believe in giving their customers freedom of choice.

This caused a storm of protest from the gathered journalists and Mr Brown was visibly relieved when Lord Mandelson informed him he had just won £25 in a beauty contest.

A Tory spokesman said of NuLabours plans 'We intend to push much harder at this - just as soon as we roll a six'

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