Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Best Actress Oscar In The Bag

With lip trembling and face overcome with wrought emotional pain as she speaks with reporters anti-smoking health facist Linda Buchanan must surely clutch this years best Actress award.

It is expected that in her acceptance speech she will thank ASH for their relentless assault on smokers, New Labour for their tireless campaigns to eradicate civil liberty and Claims Direct for their no-win no-fee policy which will give her a tidy sum in the bank as she comes to terms with her 'traumatic incident'

See the moment Linda shattered the hopes of The Hurt Locker & Avatar here.

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