When is a door not a door?

I like to laugh at modern Britain (it's bad form for a grown up chap to cry you know) So I chuckled away at this little gem

The Bank of England has decided against further quantitative easing (QE)

Quantitave fucking what??? It's printing money you bell ends. Call it what you will. It's what they do in Banana Republics. I do hope little CSR doesn't read this article, or our next game of Monopoly is going to last quite some time.

It's a lot like this bollocks Mrs CSR was watching on Channel Four the other night.  Selective Mutism my arse. In my day we called it being shy - and don't even get me started on ADHD.