He could call it Gordon. It would be about as much use.
When I was small, the joke shop sold little silver pellets you pushed into the end of cigarettes to make them go bang. My father gave me a paddling I'll never forget.
He didn't lose any teeth. His were already all false by that time, due to cheap sweets in his youth.
I wonder if he had an ashtray on his motorbike?
ReplyDeleteHe could call it Gordon. It would be about as much use.
When I was small, the joke shop sold little silver pellets you pushed into the end of cigarettes to make them go bang. My father gave me a paddling I'll never forget.
He didn't lose any teeth. His were already all false by that time, due to cheap sweets in his youth.
Ah yes cigarette bangers. I miss them so!!
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