You would in fact be wrong.
181 Gravestones have been laid flat at St James’ Church in Christleton, near Chester. You see they have failed a 'Health & Safety' check.
Of course when questioned about this distasteful, unpleasant deed Keith Smalls, a church warden, said:
“The checks have become necessary after a young boy was killed elsewhere in the country by a falling head stone.”Thank you for clearing things up Keith, it's for the cheeldren is it? You fucking spineless tedious cretin. The real reason is yours and others lack of balls in telling the Health & Safety officials to do one and leave the dead in peace.