Monday, 1 March 2010

Muggers Ordered To Walk On Moon

Or perhaps they should have been ordered to hand over a gram of Pixie dust, or maybe they could find 2 buckets of rocking horse shit.

I know, they could have been told to give their victims a guided tour of Atlantis followed by a ride on the Millenium Falcon.

Because let's face it - This laughable order is about as likely to happen as any of the above.

1 comment:

  1. I'm still waiting for my £5 a month from the cunt who nicked my laptop with years of work on it, must be five years ago now. Sadly, the cunt was caught again and is at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

    I hope she enjoys him. I will, when he gets out.