Man The Fuck Up You Tart

Beardy chinless wonder MP Paul Flynn, of Newport West has suggested that 'oafs' with a firm handshake should be 'charged with assault'

Precious Paul claims they are 'Unnecessary, unhygienic, germ-spreading intrusions' [Ed - So are the Cabinet you Gimp]

Princess Paul is a Labour MP.. The Party that has sent Troops off to fight in not one, but two unecessary wars.

British Troops on the Frontline regularly patrol with kit weighing in at 70lb in temperatures in excess of 40 degrees. I'm fairly convinced most of them have 'bone-crusher' handshakes.

Perhaps Paul should fuck off over to the Afghan and shake hands with the boys who put up with constant pain to fight his Party's shitty Wars. He could even carry out a couple of foot patrols - I'm sure the lads would love to hear his 'yelps of pain' or chuckle at his 'grimaces'

Or perhaps the big girls blouse should man the fuck up..

MP Paul 'Ooh I could crush a grape' Flynn - Certified Wanker.