Our economy is so trashed and in tatters, we have resorted to printing money like a Banana Republic.
Our Troops are bogged down in a counter-insurgency disaster in the Middle East with no end in sight and mounting casualties.
We are now governed by faceless unelected bureaucrats from the EU who's agenda is the wholesale destruction of sovereignty across Europe.
The NHS is a bloated red tape driven joke not fit for purpose and our children leave School unable to read or write.
So Labours priorities are.... .... Saving Basil Fucking Brush.
Trust me on this NuLabour, what I really don't give a monkeys arse about right now is cute and fluffy vermin and let's have it right you self righteous smug twats. If you gain power for another 5 years a lot of people will resort to hunting Foxes to fucking survive. Wankers...